Points determined by whats in the box!
+5 each for unidentifiable "parts"
15 years ago you would have gotten all the cool points in the world. Now I'm not so sure.
definitely cool points for being in close proximity to GWAR.
lol I had no idea they were still around. :)
I bet that bus smells of rotting pirates.
Met them at Dragoncon a few years ago... awesome guys!
Do they still have the giant Warhammer gaming table in the tour bus?
GWAR DOES NOT SLEEP. GWAR LURKS.
i'm suddenly imagining oderus urungus... in a rocking chair... with a gun...
honestly, dude, if it's not roswell sleeping with you in NOLA, the coolness factor is practically non-existent for me.
could just be me, though.
Heh. I lived near Richmond for five years and kept meaning to see them, if only to say that I saw them. I never did, although I did see one of their art exhibits
you only get points if you got some on you!
*laughs* and as mentioned before there is definitely a very distinct gwar "smell". my first car, an orange '76 celicia, sleeps in a cocoon in my father's driveway. to this day it still has that smell. i drove a car load of my friends to a show in may of '92......where i got my nose broken in the pit. ah, fond memories! :P
half of GWAR eating tacos in your kitchen +5.
half of GWAR doing cocaine off your glass topped desk -5.
Hmmmm.... That sounds like a true story!
the best part, was waking up the next day and finding a refrigerator full of tacos!
... and a desk covered with bolivian marching powder!
no but a 8" diameter of my desk was spotless, cat-hair and all.
story would be better if the hairless spotless 8" area were on the cat, not the desk
most people can't get that close to my cat without bleeding.
Dude. Bajillions of cool points. I can't even count them.
Only if you kicked in the door of the bus and started screaming Sexecutioner at the top of your lungs while weilding whatever was in the box.
You absolutely get cool points for that!
+5 for being in close proximity to GWAR
+5 for the knowledge that they were sleeping on the bus
+20 for realizing the awesomeness of the situation and documenting it via film
+20 for sharing it with your friends and fans
Sweet deal. My friends band has been opening for them on their current tour.
hee. you are hardcore now, if you weren't before. even close proximity lends you street cred...yo.
I rule cool points. The one and only time I managed to see them live I couldn't get the green and orange...substances...off of my skin for eight days.
I think I've still got my wristband from the bar somewhere. It used to be white.
I... thought they'd returned through the portal from whence they came. Like, fifteen years ago.
Edit: ...and I'm pretty sure that either you lost cool points or they gained some. Not certain which. Must check game book.
::is a terribly unprepared DM::
Edited at 2008-12-18 07:31 pm (UTC)
Wow, they're still around?
You get a ton of cool points in my book. If you meet Sleazy P. Martini, you get even more. He just rejoined GWAR on this tour.
my guess is ladies panties with lace just so...
I just want to RAWR when I read their name.
I bet that box isn't big enough for their platform boots!
gah...you totally get points, somehow :-)
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