kyle cassidy (kylecassidy) wrote,
kyle cassidy
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phone rings.

me: "hello?"

phone: "wow kyle, you're harder to get ahold of than george bush! (hahahaha) hi, this is joline from computerwhatnot. i just wanted to thank you for filling out the reader response card in this issue of Macworld, and your name was indeed drawn to win a free mug, which we are sending to you right now. although you checked the box for both our screen wipes and our anti static spray, am i correct in assuming that you're most interested in our screen wipes?"

me: "i'm certian that i didn't check any reader respons boxes in any iss---"

phone: [CLICK!]


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