if you can't be witty, then at least be bombastic

the imprisonment was grueling but MTM has escaped from his captors! they persued vigorously, but he has returned home!

you can't see him in this shot, but rest assured, rachel has Mattress Ticking Man pressed firmly up against the president's butt where her groping hands roved to instinctively.



of the exeperience MTM only said "ah, yeah president schmezident. i slept with J Lo."

he was lying, of course.