August 26th, 2007

this is what happens when you date an actress.

Y'alls remember that I met Trillian when she was starring in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy a few months back.

Last night when she showed up at the door I was like "Who are you? Can I help you?" because she'd dyed her hair. Back to it's real color.




How am I supposed to deal with this? Back to it's real color? Real color?! Like I've been living a lie all these months! I keep thinking of that episode of Bewitched when Samantha's sister shows up and keeps trying to seduce Darrin. I'm like "Sweet barking cheese! Don't sit so close to me, Trillian's going to be here any minute!"

Every time I catch her out of the corner of my eye I'm thinking "Yikes! There's a burglar cooking breakfast in my kitchen!"




This new girlfriend is very fetching though!
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one more discovery...

so .... Stepford Trillian as I am calling her, until I find the pod in the basement that she hatched from, can cook! Here she is with a wonderful potato cauliflower curry.



I kept looking at the pans and saying "are you sure you want to cook those diced onions in boiling oil for an hour and ten minutes?" and she'd chase me out of the kitchen with a spatula -- but heck if she wasn't right. it was marvelous!!



gotta go -- she's just putting my slippers on my feet and handing me the paper.

who says blonds have more fun?