April 29th, 2008

this morning

i went to brunch with a novelist whom i won't out by revealing his name, but we had the following conversation:

novelist: "my wife made me watch frida khallo last night. it wasn't too bad i guess. but i'm starting to feel emasculated."

me: "trillian and i went to a double feature of dog soldiers and the descent."

novelist: -- stunned pause.

novelist: -- "kyle, where did you find this woman who likes boy movies???? would you be interested in a trade at all?"
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