June 28th, 2013

my mad career as a screenwriter

I have a great idea for an episode of Mad Men where they're all trapped on a yacht, adrift at sea, with no cigarettes. Eventually they start smoking the boat and it starts sinking and you think "they can't try to smoke the keel! it will ruin the structural integrity of the boat!" -- but they light it up. Then you think "they can't possibly smoke the transom, they'll start taking on water!" but after a long standoff Betty makes the first grab for it and they all rip it apart and start stuffing it into rolling papers while they take on water like they backed into Niagra falls......

Those people smoke to freaking much.
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