kyle cassidy (kylecassidy) wrote,
kyle cassidy

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roswell endorses breakfast burrito

philadelphia: long a bastion of cheese steaks and other fare high in saturated fats, the city of brotherly love received a ringing endorsement for less fattening food today when west philadelphia stray and Internet celeberty, Roswell T. Cat, rated the Breakfast Taquito "more tasty than kitten chow". made of potatoes, green peppers, and mushrooms the 3 month old cutie was said to be "on the brink of belligerant." "Bi-atch would not get off my food", said wannabe taquito eater Kyle Cassidy.

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