Please stop putting "hidden" tracks on your CD's. It was clever in 1988 but now it's just annoying. When I have my iPod on shuffle and it starts to play your song that begins with eleven minutes of silence it makes me want to slip deadly spiders through your mail slot.
Dear Record Company Nitwit Who Signed "Blue October":
100 emo Creed clones are enough. Please do not sign any more bands.
That is all.
