kyle cassidy (kylecassidy) wrote,
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Milton Street is the brother of Philadelphia Mayor John Street. The weird brother. He's running for mayor himself now that his brother's term is over, despite being under federal indictment and not even living in the state. The media loves him because you're never sure what he's going to do or say. He held a rally down at city hall today. Claiming that if 5,000 people didn't show up, he'd quit the race. About 150 people showed up, but he's still in.

Living up to expectations, Milton had someone playing creepy Mr. Rogers Welcome To Your Neighborhood tinkly piano the whole time he was talking, then hauled a coffin out on stage with him, prayed over it, started preaching, was overcome by the spirit of the lord and burst into song.

More pictures from the rally here
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