Once a week or so i'll get a note saying "someone posted a comment about you!" so i'll excitedly dash over (because i'm that vain) and the "comment about me" is a 600 pixel wide animated .gif announcing that the Van Halen cover band from Toledo is playing at 6:30 pm next wednesday at a bar called "The Dashing Hanger" and everybody should come see them.
Occasionally also i get a real email from someone on myspace. When that happens, i get a note showing up in my mailbox -- what does it say? "Bob sent you a message from myspace, here it is?" of course not -- that would make too much sense. It says "bob sent you a note on myspace. Go log onto myspace and check your mail." Which leads me to ask WHY THE HELL DIDN'T BOB JUST SEND ME AN EMAIL?!" What is this META-EMAIL???
Oh, and NO WEB PAGE EVER SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO AUTO-PLAY MUSIC ON YOUR COMPUTER. GAH!
Livejournal I can understand. You have something to say, you say it, people comment on it. What the heck do people use myspace for?