kyle cassidy (kylecassidy) wrote,
kyle cassidy
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what i hate about myspace

Am i the only one who can't figure out what Myspace is useful for? i have one and the only time i log in is when i've reached a critical mass of friend requests. Let's say i have ten pending -- i'll login and see that seven of them have already been removed ("account deleted") two of them are from professional camwhores "Hi! I just moved into the area and saw your profile! I keep my camera on-line and like to be naughty" who have yet to have their accounts deleted, and one of them is from some Van Halen cover band in Toledo who calls themself "Mr. Ice Cream Man".

Once a week or so i'll get a note saying "someone posted a comment about you!" so i'll excitedly dash over (because i'm that vain) and the "comment about me" is a 600 pixel wide animated .gif announcing that the Van Halen cover band from Toledo is playing at 6:30 pm next wednesday at a bar called "The Dashing Hanger" and everybody should come see them.

Occasionally also i get a real email from someone on myspace. When that happens, i get a note showing up in my mailbox -- what does it say? "Bob sent you a message from myspace, here it is?" of course not -- that would make too much sense. It says "bob sent you a note on myspace. Go log onto myspace and check your mail." Which leads me to ask WHY THE HELL DIDN'T BOB JUST SEND ME AN EMAIL?!" What is this META-EMAIL???

Oh, and NO WEB PAGE EVER SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO AUTO-PLAY MUSIC ON YOUR COMPUTER. GAH!

Livejournal I can understand. You have something to say, you say it, people comment on it. What the heck do people use myspace for?
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