I HAVE A HASSELBLAD!!
now, if i can just figure out how to take a picture with the thing. it's got 900 controls on it, none of which seem to do anything useful. it took me three hours just to figure out how to advance the film. getting the magazine back on without the dark slide? i figured out how to do it. oh yeah. it took forever. now, where exactly am i supposed to put the dark slide when i'm taking pictures? i can't leave it in the camera. am i supposed to put it in my pocket? dangle it from a silver chain?
closeup of my new rockin' blad
You can call me Hasselblad Joe.
I need a model, tonight. Preferably an 83 year old WWII vet with beautiful wrinkles, but I'm not gonna be picky.