Last night when she showed up at the door I was like "Who are you? Can I help you?" because she'd dyed her hair. Back to it's real color.
How am I supposed to deal with this? Back to it's real color? Real color?! Like I've been living a lie all these months! I keep thinking of that episode of Bewitched when Samantha's sister shows up and keeps trying to seduce Darrin. I'm like "Sweet barking cheese! Don't sit so close to me, Trillian's going to be here any minute!"
Every time I catch her out of the corner of my eye I'm thinking "Yikes! There's a burglar cooking breakfast in my kitchen!"
This new girlfriend is very fetching though!