kyle cassidy (kylecassidy) wrote,
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so ... perdita_x came all the way from england to enjoy the fire sale that is shopping in the united states to anybody who's not buying anything with the toilet paper we now call "u.s. dollars." she figured that since she was in new york, she'd come down to philly just to rub roswell's belly! she is super awesome and roswell was most pleased. we were excellently happy to have been able to host her.



while at lunch with her though, i learned something MOST DISTRESSING about our British cousins .... the conversation went something like this:

kylecassidy "blah blah blah blah."

perdita_x "blah blah blah blah."

kylecassidy "blah blah blah blah."

perdita_x "blah blah blah blah ... when Pepptic and I go out for dinner, he usually orders the kidney pudding and ...."

WTF???? KIDNEY PUDDING????

EAT kidney pudding???

fifteen hundred years of history and they have not elevated themselves to even the very rim of civilization. all that business you hear about tea and umbrellas and stiff upper lips and they are eating pudding. made of kidneys. i stared in slack jawed disbelief and she explained "it's just a pastry, made of lard...."

you heard it here people.

i now expect a thread of comments where various of you go on about how awesome kidney pudding is.

have at it.

there may be things wrong with america, but at least all of our food makes sense.
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