If someone showed up at the door and handed me a billion dollars I really don't think I'd be any happier than I am right now. In fact, I think my first thought would be "Thanks dude. Can you come back? We're just about to have dinner."
* I tried googling "low calorie apple pie" and all the recipes started out with "one pound of butter". Ours uses yoghurt and Sweet & Low instead. We'll see, it could be a total failure.
Rock on kids. I'll let you know how the pie turns out.