harlan ellison's on the phone, he wants his royalties
Milla, our most beautiful and vain girl, long ago decided that she doesn't need to groom herself because she's a princess and the grooming is someone else's job. As a result, twice a year, she gets her dredlocks shaved off. We do it in bits because she's got important things she needs to take care of. Today, we shaved off one tribble.