When life gives you fine china, high tea is served in the garden at three.
What's this? vegan cucumber sandwitches?!
Jack: Eh? Shropshire? Yes, of course. Hallo! Why all these cups? Why cucumber sandwiches? Why such reckless extravagance in one so young? Who is coming to tea?
What on earth? Kyle made vegan clotted cream? for trillian_stars to put on her scones?! (Who the heck would name something clotted cream anyway? It sounds like what you get when the cottage cheese has gone bad.)
Oh, very nice eh --
... wait -- are you having food ... is that ROSWELL FOOD????
Oh, hai! Dis marmilade are teh vry nice. I shall halp u wif it, either wif foot or wif nom noming.
Actually Roswell doesn't really speak lolcat.