kyle cassidy (kylecassidy) wrote,
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*** CONTEST *** What would Batman do?

So ... last week I was waiting to cross the street when an SUV pulled up at the corner, the window came down, and a woman flung a dirty diaper out. It rolled to a stop by my feet.

Clickenzee if, for some reason, you need to see this diaper larger.

I was a bit stunned. I don't think I know anybody who wouldn't pack a gum wrapper out 15 miles to recycle it. I wanted to say something and there were many candidates, but none of them seemed helpful. Instead, I held out my phone and snapped a photo of the diaper.

The woman in the SUV saw me take the photo. She leaned out of her car, gave me the finger and drove off.

I realized I was searching for the words that Batman would use were he standing there on the corner and someone lobbed a dirty diaper at his feet.

So I give you this contest.

In no more than 300 words, tell me what Batman would say if someone threw a dirty diaper out their car window while he was watching. You can be descriptive if you'd like and add narration if that'll help your story.

Winner gets an 8x12 or a 4x6 (your choice) of this wonderful photo of Jared Axelrod (as Batman) taking out the trash at the Hall of Justice.

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