I don't know, man, some of the women's fencing has been really, really good. If you like fencing.

I must admit that despite having three world class fencing teams within a mile of my house, i've never gone to see it. so i couldn't claim now that i like fencing without sounding like a hypocrite.

Also, I have accidentally seen 1.5 minutes of women's fencing. I hope the Olympics isn't one of those "Day of the Triffids" things where I'll now go blind with the rest of you.

S'okay, I'll look after everyone as I am still Olympic negative.

I used to compete in women's fencing, and I've somehow survive the experience. You'll be fine ;)

I watched a few minutes of the awesome and crazy opening ceremony online. Does that mean I am now "One of us!"?

I want a sandwich now...

I've been watching the footie matches, but I think I'm immune to the blindness thing since that's something I watch regularly anyway.

Living in London, it's impossible to avoid the Olympics, so we're all wandering around like half-blind zombies...oh, wait, no, that's just my normal morning commute...braaaiiins...I'm sure I used to have one...