kyle cassidy (kylecassidy) wrote,
kyle cassidy
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Comcast: "Before I can make changes to your account, I need to know your apartment number."

Me: "I live in a house, there's no apartment number."

Comcast: "If you want to change your address from an apartment to a house, you will need to come in to the nearest office."

Me: "I don't care if you think I live in an apartment, I don't need to come in and change it."

Comcast: "Then you will need to tell me which apartment number you live in."

Me: "1?"

Comcast: "That is correct. thank you. now how may I help you?"
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