Me: "I live in a house, there's no apartment number."
Comcast: "If you want to change your address from an apartment to a house, you will need to come in to the nearest office."
Me: "I don't care if you think I live in an apartment, I don't need to come in and change it."
Comcast: "Then you will need to tell me which apartment number you live in."
Comcast: "That is correct. thank you. now how may I help you?"