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Cat fud. [Mar. 15th, 2015|05:00 pm]
kyle cassidy
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Me: [Opens bag of pretzel stix.]
Roswell: I heard you open a bag of cat treats.
Me: No, these are pretzel stix. Cats don't like them.
Roswell: I see you are holding a bag of cat treats.
Me: These are pretzel stix. You don't want any.
Roswell: I see you are holding a bag of cat treats.
Me: [Holds bag of pretzel stix for her to examine.]
Roswell: [Shoves her head in, emerges with giant mouthful of pretzel stix and runs off into the living room.]

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[User Picture]From: howlokitty
2015-03-16 02:02 pm (UTC)
Years and years ago, I opened a can of mushrooms, and Serious Black ran in and said "Yeah! Cat food!"

I said, "No Serious Black, these are canned mushrooms. You don't want them."

He said "Give me all the cat food!"

At this point, Kitty came running in and said "Hey! I heard there was cat food! Gimme!"

So, I put some canned mushrooms on the floor. Serious Black ate them like "Wow, best cat treats ever!"

Kitty sniffed them and looked up at me, accusing me of the crime of trying to poison her.
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