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Dream [Jul. 6th, 2017|06:18 am]
kyle cassidy
[Current Location |the antipodes]
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |iron maiden: the trooper]

I had a dream last night that trillian_stars wanted me to steal a painting for her from the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

“Which one?” i asked.

“It doesn’t matter,” she said, “I just can’t be with a person who isn’t willing to risk prison to be with me."

So she took me to the Met & I went inside, and through labyrinthine galleries, filled with paintings that I am now fairly certain aren’t in the Met. But there were security guards and people everywhere. Finally, I walked into a room with several very modern looking reclining couches in it, black and silver, the room was empty, and a wall jutted out preventing the security guards in the next room from seeing me — and on the other side of that wall, there was a painting, of Roswell, painted on a dried whole wheat pita. It was held onto the wall by three L shaped hooks. I slid it out and held the painted side face down, so people would think that I was just carrying food out. I went out a side door of the museum and trillian_stars was waiting for me there.

I gave her the pita.

“You stole the Mona Lisa!” she said excitedly when she saw it.

I knew it wasn’t the Mona Lisa but I didn’t want to say anything because I was afraid she'd realize it was just a painting of Roswell on a pita.

Later I woke up.





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Comments:
[User Picture]From: lawbabeak
2017-07-07 05:52 pm (UTC)
Ha!

You know, there are people who would probably pay good money to have a painting of Roswell on a pita.

Me, I'm scared the dogs would eat it.
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[User Picture]From: linz_lou
2017-07-08 02:06 am (UTC)
This made me giggle!
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[User Picture]From: davesmusictank
2017-07-08 11:50 am (UTC)
Yeah, strange dream.
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